Checking my Facebook newsfeed

Me: That photo is awful.
Me: You're awful.
Me: Your status makes ZERO sense.
Me: Must've been drunk when I accepted your request.
Me: You're cute!
Me: ... ugh, and awful.
Me: Saw that WEEKS ago elsewhere on the Internet. *hair flip*
Me: Don't encourage that stunt queen, y'all.
Me: That's not a meme. Please stop.
Me: That party sounds boring.
Me: Come to my party though!
Me: This isn't MySpace, idiot.
Me: This isn't Twitter, asshole.
Me: Get off your soapbox.
Me: Ew. Bewbs.
Me: A POST FROM A FELLOW TUMBLR. *LIIIIIIKE*