Probably Zayn Malik or Zac Efron
And I would just masturbate in front of a mirror for most of the day time, taking breaks to rest and take nude pics of myself, and pacing myself enough so that my penis wouldn’t be so raw it falls off
Because I need it for the night time which consists of going to West Hollywood and having my pick of pretty much any guy there, and having guys buy me drinks and fawn over me.
But now that I think of it maybe I could trade places with one of the hottest GIRLS ever so that I can do this same thing at a straight bar (lol bye gays) and get banged by hot straight men or hot male celebs. Actually that sounds good, maybe I would trade with Mila Kunis or Scarlett Johansson.
Can I use a time machine? Cuz then I would trade with Zack Morris from the Saved By The Bell years.
Can I trade places with inanimate objects cuz maybe I would just be Taylor Lautner’s underwear for a day.
